Apollonia Saintclair 511 - L’extatique (The extatique)
"You can make about 75% more money with a cat on your head than you can with a cat on your shoulder."
where’s that picture from fckh8 that’s just a picture of jennifer lawrence saying “gay rights!”
i found it
I’m in the delivery room, and I’m in labor. It’s not painful, but I feel — off. There’s something wrong. Also, I notice that I’m wearing roller skates. The doctor, who’s Drew Barrymore for some reason, tells me to push, and I do, and I hear the nurses kind of gasp. I ask what’s wrong, but no one will tell me, not Nurse Eve or Nurse Juliette Lewis or anybody. I push one more time, just so I can see what’s wrong with the baby, and suddenly Michael Cera comes out, fully grown and covered with afterbirth. ‘Ellen, what’s up?’ he says. ‘Wanna get a burrito after this?’ I scream, and that’s when I wake up. [on her weirdest dream]
*purposely drop something in front of my crush*